Loud Cake
Proprietary Genetics
- THC
- 29.1%
- CBD
- 0.1%
- Top effect
- euphoric
- Terpene
- limonene
- euphoric90
- relaxed85
- creative60
About the cultivar
Loud by name, louder by nature. This cake-lineage cultivar announces itself the moment you open the jar -- bright citrus terps layered over a sweet, doughy base. The high is euphoric and uplifting before settling into a comfortable, clear-headed relaxation. One of our highest-testing strains.
The profile
Every cultivar has a fingerprint. Here's Loud Cake's — what it smells like, how it reads on the tongue, and how people say it actually feels.
Terpene fingerprint
Dominant aromatic compounds that define flavor and shape the experience.
- 1.4%
- 0.9%
- 0.7%
- 0.4%
- 0.3%
How it feels
Aggregated from reviewer feedback across MA retail. Individual experience varies.
- citrusvia limonene
- lemonvia limonene
- zestvia limonene
- peppervia caryophyllene
- spicevia caryophyllene
- oakvia caryophyllene
What to expect
General arc for smoked flower. Onset is faster than edibles; vapes sit in-between. Everyone metabolizes differently — start low, see how you respond.
Perfect for
Context matters. Based on how Loud Cake reads — a morning strain — these are the pairings that tend to land.
Activities
- Creative workWriting, sketching, demoing ideas
- Deep-focus blocksSingle-tasking, notifications off
- MovementWalk, light run, fresh-air errands
Sounds
- Instrumental hip-hopJ Dilla, Nujabes-adjacent beats
- Minimal classicalSteve Reich, Olafur Arnalds
- Guitar-forward indieUpbeat but not overstimulating
Settings
- Natural lightWindow seat, porch, park bench
- Big open workspaceRoom to pace and talk it out
- Before caffeine peaksStack with coffee carefully
From the grower
Loud Cake pushes hard. We pulled canopy tight during flower and used a longer dry to let the terps settle without losing punch. The limonene comes through strongest - citrus, uplift - and that's what drives the nose. Every batch is small, trimmed by hand, and shipped the week it's ready.
Solar-powered cultivation
Entire facility runs on on-site solar. Smaller footprint, cleaner crop.
Rainwater irrigation
Filtered rainwater only. Better terpene expression, lower resource draw.
Hand trimmed, small batch
Every gram is trimmed by hand — no machine shake, no shortcut batches.
Where to find Loud Cake
No stock showing right now. Check back soon or explore our full partner network.
Frequently asked
- What are the effects of Loud Cake?
- Loud Cake is most commonly reported as euphoric, relaxed, creative.
- How much THC does Loud Cake contain?
- Loud Cake typically tests around 29.1% THC. Exact potency varies by batch and lab testing.
- What is the lineage of Loud Cake?
- Loud Cake comes from Proprietary Genetics.
- Where can I buy Loud Cake?
- Loud Cake is available at licensed Massachusetts dispensaries that carry Gibby's. Check back soon as we expand distribution.
